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June 9, 2010

Chicken Rice War (2000)

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A brand-new Romeo and Juliet dear one fishing, reframed as a jocose fight with between two victuals-stall owners in Singapore, “Chicken Rice War” is a rough-and-ready, defiantly indigenous entertainment that’s enjoyed modest business since its mid-November bow (thanks to its lineup of local names) but won’t tourism far from the island’s screens. Pic closes a unexcited year for Singapore’s fledgling dynamism.

Lively but chaotic opening sketches the 20-year running battle between two tiny adjacent eateries, each jealously guarding its culinary formulae. Love eventually blooms between the owners’ offspring, snooty Audrey Chan (supermodel Lum May-yee, from “12 Storeys”) and wimpy Fenson Wong (Pierre Png, from “Forever Fever”), with the youngsters trying to end the feud by revealing the recipe secrets. With weakly written roles, Lum and Png are eclipsed by the richer gallery of older actors, particularly Gary Yuen and Catherine Sng as the hotheaded rivals and Jonathan Lim as their crafty wholesaler. Technically, film is unadorned but OK, and first-time feature direction by Cheah Chee-kong (editorial director at Singapore’s MTV) is far better than his script, which strains for local-color laughs amid its Shakespearean references.

June 8, 2010

At first glance, Quentin Taran…

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At first reflect, Quentin Tarantino’s “Pulp Fiction” may turn up ripe for spoofing: It features historic characters, indelibly loopy dialogue and a few unforgettable scenes. In fact, how, the patented looniness of “Pulp Fiction” makes it virtually spoof-proof. “Plump Fiction” is a trivial and surprisingly unimaginative have a go to parody Tarantino’s work, but pic’s biggest assignment is to remind us — by discriminate — just how rich and inventive Tarantino’s mist actually is. The fleer should have anemic B.O. and is likely to come and go in a hurry.

Tarantino has never concealed his own tendency to pilfer from cinema history — whether it be from Godard or American gangster films. But when he borrows from films, he adds new elements that give his work fresh life and an original voice.

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In contrast, “Plump Fiction” takes Tarantino’s indie classic and spoofs it in a way that becomes lamentably predictable. Revisiting most of the celebrated scenes of “Pulp Fiction,” the new pic also throws in a potpourri of references to other indie pics like “Reservoir Dogs,” as well as to commercial hits like “Natural Born Killers,” “Forrest Gump” and “Nell.”

In place of Tarantino’s hit men Vincent and Jules, we get exterminators Jimmy (Paul Dinello) and Julius (Tommy Davidson); coke addict Mia and her husband Marsellus are replaced by compulsive eater Mimi (Julie Brown) and her spouse Montello (Robert Costanzo); coffee shop robbers Honey Bunny and Pumpkin are portrayed here as aspiring writer Bunny Roberts (Sandra Bernhard) and her Gump-like companion Bumpkin (Dan Castellaneta). Pic’s convoluted plot, like the original’s, has each of the storylines intersecting briefly. It also interweaves appearances by sexed-up psycho-killers Nicky (Matthew Glave) and Vallory (Pamela Segall), as well as a host of gun-toting strippers disguised as nuns.

Instead of taking cliches and making them new — as Tarantino did when he had John Travolta do the twist — writer/helmer Bob Koherr takes “Pulp Fiction’s” inventive scenes and makes them feel like cliches. Mimi and Jimmy’s tabletop dance, for example, is a yawner, and their increasingly spastic gyrations seem like a desperate attempt to inject a dead metaphor with life.

Still, pic does have its moments. One of Koherr’s more promising ideas involves a restaurant called the Independent Cafe, where staff members dress as memorable characters from independent films. Unfortunately, the concept never really comes to fruition.

The few times Koherr’s script manages to be amusing are when it subverts expectations instead of catering to them. Initially, the gimp/basement torture scene seems to be heading in a painfully obvious direction, but, when the gimp is unmasked as Nell, the situation sets up a surprisingly funny turn of events.

Thesping is above average overall. Standout performances include Pamela Segall’s Vallory, a dead-on impersonation of Juliette Lewis in “Natural Born Killers,” and, too briefly, Kane Picoy’s, billed simply as “Christopher Walken character,” a walk-on part that impressively mimics Walken’s articulation and manner.

Showing with “Plump Fiction” in Los Angeles venues is a 3-minute short entitled “Swing Blade.” A cross between “Swingers” and “Sling Blade,” this clever spoof provokes more laughs in its few minutes than “Plump Fiction” does in its entire running time.

June 5, 2010

Happy Times (2002)

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On cloud nine Times 
Z
execute Yimou is purposes the
most widely-known and acclaimed Chinese supervisor, at least to Western audiences.
He made his mark with formidable films such as

Ju Dou

,

Dig up the
Red Lantern

, and

Shanghai


Triad

–anti-domineering
movies that allegorically commented on contemporary Chinese society by
examining narratives of the quondam. In the model few years, however, Zhang's
films have become less overtly political and, consequently, smaller. Though
I enjoyed

Not One Less

and

The Road Home

a great deal, they
felt more like niche pieces than the full-bodied-blown operas of his earlier
works. And Zhang's pungent political commentary all but vanished..
This swing continues in Zhang's
latest talkie to open here in Chicago. Even the title,

Happy Times

,
points to its sunnier placement and more trivial plot. 'Trivial' is of
course a devious word, implying something that energy not be worth your time.
That's not perfectly fair, but

Happy Times

is certainly the first
Zhang murkiness I cannot wholeheartedly endorse.
The flick picture show centers on Zhao
(played by Zhao Benshan), a single man approaching late mesial age who's
desperate to get married. So yearning for that he proposes to a little woman on their
terribly senior escort. She's no superior catch herself and she readily accepts,
with the proviso that their wedlock be a grand affair. The problem is
that Zhao doesn't own much money but, caught up in the moment, he promises
a lavish alloy. Now where is he prevalent to get that kind of change?
One of his friends suggests
that they convert a broken down bus into a lovers' "B & B." The bus is
already lascivious in a secluded spot; all they'd have to do is fix it up
and issue couples would with pleasure extend for a
mote of privacy. Zhao is
skeptical at first, but his friend's prediction proves precise, and the
"Happy Times Hotel" does a booming function. That is, until the authorities
go on a beautification project and also waggon the bus away. And that's the matrix
we in any case see of the Happy Times Hotel.
It's a singular narrative
relocation. Why begin a adept intimation only to abandon it fifteen minutes into
the movie? Maybe to indistinct on the relationship between Zhao and his fiancee?
That'd be a fitting choice as Dong Lihua (the lady-love playing the fiancee) is
a wonderful actress in the role of a aggressive, brassy middle-aged moll. Unfortunately,
her character is merely a caricature–a miserly and unprincipled stepmother right
gone of Grimm's fairy tales. No, the youth cabal thread turns out to be
the relationship between Zhao and his fiancee's stepdaughter, a teenage
crumpet named Wu Ying who happens to be blind. Zhao's fiancee dumps the girl
on Zhao and forces him to mark her a job. But now that the "hotel" is a
bust (a information he can't admit to her stepmother), he has to invent a job.
So he and his friends conspire to create a fake knead parlor, but united
real enough that a blind mouse won't note. The expected hijinks and moments
of pathos ensue. I told you the calculate was trivial.at understanding large, they felt more
like chamber pieces than the full-blown operas of his earlier works. And
Zhang's pungent partisan commentary all but vanished.
Unfortunately, Zhang's choice
of locales is also disappointing. Whereas the period pieces or rural settings
of previous films gave him plenty of opportunities to create fantastic compositions
and get someone all steamed miracles with color, the urban locale of

Exultant Times

is
strangely inert. Zhang's trademark use of color is rarely seen, and the
images largely lay flat on the separate. The constant is exactly of his latest ingenue,
Dong Jie, in the role of the blind young lady. While she shares the smile of
Gong Li and the natural litheness of Zhang Ziyi, she has little of those
actresses' charisma. True, being blind is a difficult role, but it's however
a rather empty portrayal.
Nonetheless,

Happy Times

might be benefit seeing justified to interview Zhao Benshan. His dispatch as a man
desperate to get married is wonderful. I explicitly enjoyed his interactions
with his friends, which feel both
natural and poignant. And
though it's predictable that he'll increase a fetters with his young charge,
their relationship mollify has moments of Cyclopean tenderness. There's a wonderful
landscape when she feels his face to see what he "looks like," as they cart
on a street corner. Absent-minded to the crowds filing by, the two share a
good-looking tick. And a scene near the end of the movie when the two deliver
written letters to each other (hers is actually tape recorded) is genuinely
moving. I'm not sure it's value sitting through the rest of the pabulum,
but it wasn't a bad clearance to get out of Chicago's summertime heat. The movie
opens this weekend at the Landmark. 
J. Robert Parks 8/5/2002

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June 2, 2010

Beauty and the Beast (1946)

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“It sets the benchmark in elegance
for such fantasy films.”

Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz

Jean Cocteau (”The Blood of a Poet”/”Orpheus”) is the writer-director
of this imaginative but at times heavy-handed arthouse fairy tale. The
story is based on the 1757 fairy-tale by Mme. Leprince de Beaumont. It
sets the benchmark in elegance for such fantasy films. The film’s magical
moments feature the outstanding sets and costumes designed by Christian
Bérard and Escoffier, and the moving portrait of the Beast as a
frightening, erotic and sensitive creature by Jean Marais (he also plays
the part of Avenant). The only weaknesses are when the film deals with
reality, which are less than enchanting. 

Belle (Josette Day) works as servant in her household after her merchant
father (Marcel André) goes bust by the loss of his three ships at
sea. Her wretched sisters Adelaide (Mila Parély) and Félicie
(Nane Germon) refuse to help and her idler brother Ludovic (Michel Auclair)
only frolics with his shallow friend Avenant (Jean Marais). The handsome
Avenant asks Belle to marry him, but even though she loves him turns him
down by saying her duty is to take care of her father. Things look up with
the news that one of the ships has been found and her father goes to the
port to reclaim it. The two vain sisters want him to return with luxurious
gifts, while Belle only asks for a single Rose. The father receives the
bad news that his creditors have seized the ship (his son built up a debt
behind his back) and returns home at night by way of the forest empty-handed.
He loses his bearings and comes upon a castle whose doors mysteriously
open and unseen hands light the way and prepare food for him (filmed at
Raray, home to one of the most beautiful French palaces and parks). In
the morning before he leaves, he plucks a rose from the garden for Belle
and is reproached by an angered Beast. He’s given the choice of being killed
or having one of his three daughters agree to pay back the debt by staying
with him in the castle. The father returns home, gives Belle the rose,
and becomes bedridden with a mysterious ailment. Belle agrees to be with
the Beast blaming herself for his misfortune. She goes there in the Beast’s
white horse and is frightened at how ugly the Beast is but soon learns
to look beyond his appearance and finds he’s kind-hearted, lonely and a
good person. But when the Beast asks her hand in marriage, she puts him
off by saying she’s fond of him but not in love. When she’s allowed to
return home to tend to her father’s illness, her greedy sisters learn of
the Beast’s great magical powers and great riches. They plot to steal the
treasure and send Avenant and Ludovic on the white horse Magificent to
steal the treasure after stealing the key to the castle from Belle. In
the meantime, Belle cures her father with the Beast’s magical glove and
then goes to find a dying Beast. He’s dying from grief because no one loves
him. But he’s saved by Belle’s loving look. While entering the castle,
Avenant is shot with an arrow by an unseen shooter and becomes the Beast.
At the same moment the Beast becomes Prince Charming handsome like Avenant
and tells Belle that she will be his queen. They embrace and fly off to
heaven, and live happily ever after.

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The allegory depicting true love, loneliness and fear of one’s animal
nature is told with spare dialogue and through a child’s eye but with adult
humor thrown in. The black and white photography magnificently glitters
setting an eerie ethereal mood; the magical castle has many memorable images
such as the candelabras on arms and moving faces in the stoneworks; there’s
intriguing shots of smoke rising from the beast’s fingers after he has
just made a kill and of Belle giving her sisters the pearl necklace present
the Beast gave her and it turns to garbage as soon as the sister touches
it; the medieval costumes taken from the drawings of the 19th-century Gothic
artist Gustav Doré sparkle with a richness; and the music of Georges
Auric is very satisfying. There’s more beauty than beast in this production.
A visual treat. 

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